*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST EXPLODED
(via thefuckyoulookinathoe)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via thefuckyoulookinathoe)
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
(Source: pokec0re, via thefuckyoulookinathoe)
